Ben Slotky finally delivers:
When I was eleven years old, I shot myself in the face.This was with a gun. It happened when I was eleven and I may have said this already but that is not important, the when isn’t. What happened after was. What happened after, what happened right after I shot myself in the face with a gun when I was eleven was that I decided that I would never, ever again not have a blog.I know.
This raises some questions, and by some I mean three.
Hells yeah, boiiiieeeeeeee.