Chinese Kissing Machine

Ben Slotky finally delivers:

When I was eleven years old, I shot myself in the face.
This was with a gun. It happened when I was eleven and I may have said this already but that is not important, the when isn’t.  What happened after was. What happened after, what happened right after I shot myself in the face with a gun when I was eleven was that I decided that I would never, ever again not have a blog.
I know.

This raises some questions, and by some I mean three.

Hells yeah, boiiiieeeeeeee.
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