Dear Memorial Day TV Lineup,

You are a sad lot.  What’s more, you seem to have lost your thematic thread.  Over the past 24 hours, I’ve seen marathons featuring Drew Barrymore, Renee Zellweger, Three’s Company, and Hannibal Lecter.  Shouldn’t Memorial Day be a constant refreshment of The Thin Red Line and  The Bridge on the River Kwai?

What’s the matter with you?



One response to “Dear Memorial Day TV Lineup,

  • Ben

    I think you may have something here. Drew Barrymore, Rene Zellwegger, AND HANNIBAL LECTER IN A THREE’S COMPANY MARATHON!!! HUH??? Jesus, think of the possibilities! Are you thining about them? I am; there’s like ten or eleven possibilities that I can think of!
    Rene Zellwegger should do ads for Visine. Or lemon sucking. Or walking around in a wind storm. She, and that squinty guy from Third Rock. They’d make a killing, yo.

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