Dear Onyx DS Lite (Serial UG1254743),

Let’s get this out of the way: You are super-sexy and I adore you completely. We’ve barely known each other 24 hours and I already love you like no tomorrow.

But listen: you’re marred with fingerprints worse than a drunk David Caruso, and I’m downright obsessive-compulsive when it comes to my gadgets.  What are we going to do?

Yours,

T

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