I signed off on my annual evaluation paperwork this afternoon that in essence will:
a) move my teaching position at CCC from probationary to permanent
b) move me a full step in compensation
c) undoubtedly result in years of administrative regret from my colleagues and higher-ups
[cue evil theme music]
[CUT TO: shot of me, feverishly wringing my hands]
bwah hah hah hah! Tenure!